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Even if you disable notifications from Facebook applications, your profile may still get littered with posts from applications. You can remove each post manually by clicking the remove link that appears when you mouse over the offending post.

Link to remove an individual post

This will remove only that post. It won’t remove all posts by the application or prevent future posts by that application. To block an application from ever posting to your profile, follow these steps.

1. Click the name of the application. This will take you to the application’s page on facebook.
   

   Link to Facebook application's profile

2. Click the Block Application link.
   

   Link to block Facebook application

3. Click the Block button in the window that appears.
   
   

   Click the Block button to block an application

Following these steps will prevent an application from posting to your profile and remove all posts by that application that were on your profile.

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If you’ve used Facebook for any amount of time, you’ve certainly gotten more than your fair share of notification spam. You login to your Facebook account and see that you’ve got multiple notifications waiting for you. Your heartbeat races with anticipation of new friend requests, photo comments, or wall posts only to find out that three of your friends have taken a Flixster quizz, 2 your friends need your help in Mafia Wars, and one of your friends has gotten a new high score in Bejewled. It doesn’t take long to completely lose interest in the notification icon and view it as a nuisance. Here’s a simple guide to get back the excitement of a possible new friend request or photo comment as the only notifications when that little red box pops up.

Little Red Box

Reducing your notifications starts by clicking the box that brings so much joy and frustration.

1. Click the notifications icon.
   

   Facebook Notifications Icon

2. Click See All.
   

   Facebook See All Notifications

3. On the right hand side of the screen, you will see a list of all applications you’ve authorized to display notifications. Uncheck any application from which you no longer wish to receive notifications.
   

   Facebook Applications Authorized to send Notifications

That’s all there is to it. You will no longer receive notifications from the application you unchecked. Now when you login and see the notification icon, you’ll know it is something actually worth caring about.

You’ve probably seen ads similar to the one below on Facebook.

Facebook Ad With Friend Pictures

These advertisements are written in such a way to make you think your friends are already using the application or service.  They may be using the application, but they most likely aren’t.  These advertisements randomly grab a selection of your friends’ photographs to insert into the advertisement.   I’m sure these advertisements are more effective than most because of peer pressure.  If you are fooled into thinking that your friend uses the application or service, then you’re more likely to try it.

When you create your Facebook account, you give Facebook permission to use your photo in these advertisements.  This is sneaky and underhanded in my opinion.  Fortunately, you can take back that permission.

1. Click the Privacy Settings option from the Settings menu.
   

   Facebook Privacy Settings Menu

2. Click News Feed and Wall.
   

   Facebook Privacy Landing Page News Feed and Wall Highlighted

3. Click Facebook Ads.
   

   Facebook Privacy News Feed Wall Menubar Facebook Ads

4. Choose No one from the Appearance in Facebook Ads drop down menu.
   

   Appearance In Facebook Ads Setting

5. Click Save Changes.

Now your photo will still be used in advertisements that you see, but it won’t be used in advertisements your friends see.  Now Facebook can’t use your photo to mislead your friends into thinking you are using an application or service that you are not.

Alright, so you’re an Internet superstar. You’ve managed to friend thousands of people on Facebook, and now your Facebook home page is filled with so many posts from people you don’t know, that posts from people you actually care about are lost in the scroll. Fortunately this is pretty easy to fix.

Create a List

From your Facebook home page, click the +Create link.

Facebook Create List

You can name this list anything you want. This list will contain people whose posts you actually want to see. I named my list, People I Know.

1. Type a name for the list in the box where it has highlighted Enter a Name. I named this list People I Know. Feel free to make up your own name that makes more sense to you.
2. Now either click the photo of each person whose posts you want to see, or type their name in the search box. If you accidentally click the wrong person, click their photo again to remove them from the list.
3. After you’ve added everyone who belongs on the list, click the Create List button.

Here’s a screen shot for reference. I’ve intentionally blurred out the photos and names of my friends for their own protection.

Facebook Create List Dialog

Now you can simply click this list from your home screen to filter the news feed down to just the people you care about seeing. It’s kind of a pain to click this button every time you log in to Facebook. This is easily resolved by clicking and dragging the list you just created to the first position. Now when you log in to Facebook, you will see posts from only the people on your list. If you want to see everyone’s posts, you can click the News Feed list.

You can change the list order in Facebook

Drawbacks

Currently you can’t add Pages to a list in Facebook. This means posts from any Page that you’ve become a fan of won’t show up unless you click the News Feed list.

Hiding Applications or Friends

Most games on Facebook like to advertise themselves, A LOT. Even though you’ve now filtered your friends list down to just the people whose posts you want to see, you’re still getting flooded with notifications from all of the applications that your friends play. You can hide notifications from individual applications.

1. Put your mouse cursor over the post you want to hide.
2. On the far right of the post, you’ll see a little menu that says Hide.
3. Clicking the menu will give you two options.
1. Choosing Hide [Person's Name] will remove all posts from this person from your News Feed regardless of any lists to which they belong. We’ve already added them to a list of people whose posts we want to see, so don’t choose this option.
2. Choosing Hide [Application Name] will remove all posts from that application. This is the option you should choose. This will hide those spammy applications from your News Feed, yet still let you see your friends’ status updates and photos they’ve posted.

Here’s a sample image. I’ve intentionally blurred the names and photos.

Facebook Menu to Hide Application Notifications

Showing Applications or Friends

If you accidentally hide an application, you can show it again by scrolling to the bottom of your News Feed and clicking the Edit Options link.

Facebook News Feed Edit Options Link

You’ll get a dialog box that displays all of the applications you’ve hidden. Click the Add to News Feed button for each application that you want to add back to your News Feed stream.

Facebook Hidden From News Feed Dialog Window

This window may look slightly different if you’ve hidden some friends. If you want to add a friend back into your News Feed, click the Add to News Feed button for that friend. You will need to click the Applications link to get to a list of Applications you’ve hidden. Here’s a screen shot if you’ve hidden friends and applications.

Facebook Hidden From News Feed Friends And Applications

By following these steps, you can eliminate the majority of unwanted posts from your News Feed.

I don’t know if this problem exists for older versions of mediawiki or not, but today I ran into a problem getting MediaWiki 1.15.0 to work. Everything worked fine when browsing existing urls. Whenever I tried creating a new page remotely, I kept getting a 404 error. Whenever I tried creating a new page locally from the server, it worked fine. I believe this has something to do with the way MediaWiki 1.15.0 is returning a 404 status and IIS 7′s feature of returning detailed error information when browsing a website locally and limited error information when browsing remotely.

Solution

To solve the problem, follow these steps:

1. Open IIS Manager.
2. Expand the Sites node.
3. Click on the website container where you have installed MediaWiki.
4. Double click Error Pages.
5. Right click on the line for Status Code 404 and choose Edit Feature Settings.
6. Check the Detailed errors setting from the Edit Error Pages Settings dialog window and click the ok button.

Drawbacks

It’s generally not a good idea to return detailed error messages to remote clients. This change treats all 404 messages as though you were creating new pages, so no error message is ever returned. Search engines also don’t like it when your website doesn’t return 404 errors. If anyone has a better solution, please let me know in the comments.

Yesterday I received an invite on Facebook from two friends to join their cause to “Remove Violators and Paedophiles From Facebook.” I’m sure this sounds like a great idea to most anyone. Unfortunately, it’s more or less unenforceable.

People Lie

Facebook has no real verification system. The only information they can match up to existing databases of criminals is whatever is provided in the sign up form. You can put whatever information you want into the sign up form. It doesn’t have to be your information. Even if you’re a dumb criminal and put your real information into the form and get banned from Facebook, you could easily create another account under a fictitious name.

There are some states that require sex offenders to register their email addresses. Unless those states are constantly monitoring the criminal’s internet communications, there’s no way to tell that they signed up for an email address at any of the thousands of free email services. Even if they did monitor their home Internet connection, the criminal could always go to an Internet Cafe to create an account.

There’s no good way to stop criminals from registering on Facebook. How does a parent protect their children from online predators?

Protecting Yourself and Your Children

There’ve been numerous guidelines and television segments dedicated to monitoring your child’s Internet activity. I won’t bother repeating those suggestions. These segments all leave out a very important part of your child’s security, the parent’s Internet activity.

Social networks, such as Facebook, are great for sharing photos. Parents like to post pictures of their children. It’s common for parents to post a picture of their children, instead of a picture of themselves, for their public profile picture.

I’m not against posting pictures of your children for your family and friends to see, but making those pictures publicly available advertises to online predators that you have children in your home. Not only have you told them that you have children in your home, you’ve given them a picture of your child.

I know you’re thinking that there’s not much they can do with just a picture. That depends on the photo. If it’s a photo of them in their little league costume, the criminal could show up at one of their games and follow you home to find out where you live. They could then return when you aren’t home to protect your child.

Restrict the Information You Provide Online

It’s amazing how much information people put online about themselves. You can click the info tab on someone’s Facebook profile and find out the city they live in, where they work, their email address, their date of birth, and their phone number.

Facebook does provide a lot of good tools to secure your information. Here’s the basics you need to follow, especially, as a parent.

Make Photos of Your Children Private

Whenever you post pictures of your children, create a new album. Set the privacy for this album to Only Friends. Now only your friends can see your photos, instead of everyone on Facebook.

Facebook Album Privacy Settings

If you didn’t set the privacy the first time you created the album, you can easily change the settings for all of your albums. Click the Album Privacy link, which is accessible from the Photos tab on your profile.

Facebook Album Privacy Link

Now set the privacy to Only Friends for each album with photos of your children and click the Save Settings button at the bottom.

Make Your Contact Information Private

You’ve hidden your photos. Now you need to hide your contact information. Follow these steps.

1. From the Settings drop down menu, select Privacy Settings.
   

   Facebook Privacy Settings Menu

2. Click Profile
   

   Facebook Profile Privacy Link

3. Click the Contact Information tab.
   

   Facebook Contact Information Privacy Tab

4. For all information you want to hide from strangers, which in my opinion is everything on this page, select Only Friends from the drop down menu.
5. Click the Save Changes button.

Undermining Your Own Privacy

Now only your friends can see photos of your children and your contact information. Do you personally know all of your Facebook friends? There are a lot of games and other applications on Facebook. Most of these games are easier to play if you have more friends, however not all of your friends want to play these games. A common work around is to invite strangers, who also like to play the game, to be your friend.

By inviting these strangers to be your friend, you’ve just circumvented the security precautions you took to make sure strangers can’t see photos of your children. They are your friends, so the setting “Only Friends” allows them to see the photos. What’s even worse is the amount of information visible on your Info tab.

Now that the stranger sees you have children, they can click over to your info tab and see where you work, the town you live in, your email address, your phone number, your date of birth, and any other information you’ve chosen to provide. They could use any of the information on this page to find out where you and your children live, or use it for other nefarious purposes, such as identity theft. Fortunately, there is a work around.

The most obvious solution is to not provide any of that information, but that defeats the purpose of a social network. It’s nice to share that information with people you know. The way to protect yourself and your children from strangers you’ve invited to be your friends is to create lists.

Use Lists

From your Facebook home page, click the +Create link.

Facebook Create List

As you can see from the above screen shot, I’ve created two lists. One for people I actually know, and one for hiding my contact information. The people on Facebook that I’ve invited to be friends just so I could use specific applications, go on the Hide Contact Info list. People I know in real life go on the People I Know List. This allows me to restrict personal information from those “Facebook friends” I added just to play some games. I’ll outline the steps below.

Create A List for People You Trust

1. Click the +Create link from your Home screen.
2. Type a name for the list in the box where it has highlighted Enter a Name. I named this list People I Know. Feel free to make up your own name that makes more sense to you. This will be the list for people you trust with your contact information and photos.
3. Now either click the photo of each person you trust, or type their name in the search box. If you accidentally click the wrong person, click their photo again to remove them from the list.
4. After you’ve added everyone who belongs on the list, click the Create List button.

Here’s a screen shot for reference. I’ve intentionally blurred out the photos and names of my friends for their own protection.

Facebook Create List Dialog

Create a List for People You Don’t Trust

Repeat the same steps outlined for Create A List for People You Trust, except give this list a different name. I named this list Hide Contact Info.

Hide Your Contact Info

1. From the Settings drop down menu, select Privacy Settings.
   

   Facebook Privacy Settings Menu

2. Click Profile
   

   Facebook Profile Privacy Link

3. Click the Contact Information tab.
   

   Facebook Contact Information Privacy Tab

4. For all information you want to hide from strangers, which in my opinion is everything on this page, select Customize… from the drop down menu.
   

   Facebook Instant Messaging Privacy

5. Perform the following steps for the dialog box that appears.
   1. Under the Friends section, select Only Friends.
   2. From the Networks drop down menu, select None of My Networks.
   3. Under the Except These People section, type the name of the list you created for people you don’t trust. The name of my list was Hide Contact Info.
   4. Your settings should look similar to this image.
      

      Facebook IM Privacy Settings

   5. Click the Okay button.

By doing this, you are allowing the people you trust to see your contact information, but hiding it from people you don’t trust. You can test the settings by typing the name of a friend you don’t trust into the See how a friend sees your profile: text box.

Hide Your Albums

Go back to the privacy settings for your photo albums. See the Make Photos of Your Children Private section above and follow these steps. These steps are mostly the same as what you did for hiding your contact information.

1. Select Customize… from the drop down menu.
2. Uncheck Everyone on Facebook.
3. Select Only Friends.
4. Select None of My Networks from the Networks drop down menu.
5. Type the name of the list you created for people you don’t trust in the Except These People text box.
6. Click the Okay button.

Add Friends to Lists During Invites

Now you’ve hidden your personal information from strangers on Facebook. You will need to remember to add people to your lists whenever you accept or send friend invitations. Fortunately this is easy. Choose the appropriate list from the Add to list… drop down menu.

By following these steps, you can protect your own identity and your children on Facebook. An added benefit to creating lists is that you can also filter the News Feed down to just the people you are interested in by clicking the list from your Home screen.

Don’t Insult Spock’s Mother

Spock may have undergone years of Vulcan training to suppress his emotions, but that won’t stop him from putting a Rodney King style beat down on your ass if you insult his mom.

If you kill Spock’s mother, he’ll put a black hole in your ass. I’m not talking about the one that was put there by nature. I’m talking about the matter destroying, light trapping, nothing escapes it kind of black hole.

Thankfully someone else killed Spock’s mother preventing anyone else from repeating that offense and suffering the consequences, unless they discover time travel, which we all know never happens in the Star Trek universe…

Romulans hate hand rails

Don’t ever get into a drunken stupor aboard a Romulan ship. I guess they think Starfleet’s take you anywhere in seconds elevators are for sissies. If you want to get from one room to another, you’ll have to walk across suspended, narrow bridges in a big open room, high off the ground without any handrails. Should you fall and somehow avoid hitting other ledges on the way down, the floor is covered in waist deep water. I guess that’s their safety net, but even that’s too sissified for Romulans. There’s plenty of electrical wiring and sparks nearby to make it more Romulanified. It builds character and culls the weak at the same time!

“That’s just one example!”, you say. Next to sun monitor watcher, see below, Romulan drill repairman has to be the worst job in the Federation. If something goes wrong, you have to climb out onto the drill’s circular platform while it’s suspended in the upper atmosphere of a planet to repair it. Are there any hand rails to prevent strong winds from pushing you over the edge? Of course not. Handrails are for sissies.

Narada's drilling rig fires on San Francisco Bay

The only thing that can make this job more dangerous is Sulu with a sword.

If Sulu pulls out a sword, surrender

I can hear you shouting, “But I’m armed with a futuristic weapon that fires lasers. Lasers for crying out loud! Surely a weapon invented in 3700 B.C. is no match for a weapon invented in the 24th century.” Trust me. I’m saving you from death by fiery, immolation. “But fiery immolation is redundant!”, you say. I know. It was a double warning.

Sulu fights Romulan with his folding katana.

Spacefaring civilizations never predict their star is going super nova

It happened to the Kryptonians, and now it’s happened to the Romulans.

I guess I understand. Even if you’ve parked a satellite by your sun to monitor it, who wants the job of watching a computer screen all day when you could be travelling the cosmos and banging Orion slave girls?

Orion Slave Girl (Rachel Nichols)

Even if there’s some poor sap who used to be a hot shot in the finance industry who was reduced to taking a job as the sun monitor watcher to make ends meet after the economy soured, I imagine the arguments go a lot like this:

Replace this, “Hey guys, the Earth’s average global temperature has been increasing at an alarming rate, ever since we started burning fossil fuels. Maybe we should do something about it before it’s too late.”, with this, “Hey guys, our sun has been showing signs of increasing destabilization. Maybe we should evacuate everyone before it’s too late.”

Replace this, “Global warming my ass. We had record cold temperatures this winter. You must be one of those Al Gore believing dumb asses.”, with this, “”Destabilization my ass. When I look up at the sun, I don’t see any difference. You must be one of those Jor-El believing dumb asses.”

Star Trek Corset

This has nothing to do with the movie, but I found it while looking for the other pictures and had to include it for obvious reasons.

Star Trek Corset

I haven’t met a girl yet who doesn’t like Twilight.  I also haven’t met one that doesn’t think Edward Cullen is the most perfect boyfriend ever!!!  For all the single guys out there, just follow Edward’s example and you’re sure to have ladies swooning over you.

Girls Like to be Stalked

Restraining order, another way of saying "I love you."

It doesn’t matter that you’ve just met her in passing, go ahead and climb through her window and into her bedroom at night to watch her sleep.  Chicks dig it! 

You also want to follow her everywhere she goes, but stay just out of eyesight.  She doesn’t need to know you’re stalking her until you rescue her from other guys who aren’t as good at stalking as yourself.  After you’ve saved her from a gang rape, or some other equally violent crime, she totally won’t be weirded out when you admit to climbing into her bedroom at night to watch her sleep.

Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen in Twilight

you’ll probably get a different reaction than you will if you look like this guy.

Max Schreck as Count Orlok in Nosferatu

Here’s a handy video to demonstrate the best way to approach a woman under these circumstances.

Threaten to Kill Her

Tell the girl you’re stalking that it takes all of the willpower you can summon to stop yourself from killing her.  This will probably get you pretty close to getting inside her pants.  To make sure you get inside her pants, also tell her that you constantly fantasize about drinking her blood.  That will pretty much seal the deal.

Follow these simple steps and you can have any girl you’ve ever watched intently from a safe distance.